Thursday, December 27, 2007

Tattoo Submission

Picture

Kindly provide a CLEAR picture of the tattoo(s) with appropriate label. If you have good pictures of the tattooing process that would be great. You can put your own captions to/for it.


I would prefer not to get pictures of your 'general and his two privates'. Or for that matter nipples and um....vagina-shots. Please edit it so it doesn't look too vulgar


If my mummy saw those kind of pictures she would flay me alive....as it is she's been waiting for any excuse..........so you all be nice little elves and don't give her a reason k


Oh and of course please include a nice mug shot (optional)



"I Killed My Mother-In-Law & Wanted A Reminder To Celebrate The Date Forever!"

Tell us why you got the tattoo. I want the real deal...all the cerita sedih (sad stories)....break ups, loss of loved one(s), dedication, significant events etc.


Remember this page is for YOU so you are welcomed to write as much as you want and to get as personal as you want.


THERE IS NO JUDGEMENT HERE


I do however reserve the right to edit the submissions in terms of grammar (cos you all know how bad grammar is to me like an ant up my arse that won't die); appropriateness (i will not tolerate racist or prejudiced submissions/comments/posts/words) and length (can write as much as you want but preferably not an epistle la) among others. If you are unhappy with the editing, there's really nothing you can do about it!


Hee


No la...you can just drop me a nasty email and i will remove the post or re-do it



Tattoo Description

You must tell us what the tattoo is cos sometimes to you it looks like a bird but to the rest of the world it looks like a blob.


Tell us why you chose that specific design, and if you've named it, then tell us why you chose that name



The Bastard Scarred Me For Life!....And I Love Him For It!

Tell us where you got it (full address would be good), and name of the artist


I would especially appreciate your opinion(s) on what you thought about the artists...be brutally honest ok....look at this as a sorta service to other tattoo lovers so that they can avoid the screwed-up ones.


But be a bit 'diplomatic' la...i am in no position to be sued :p




You can send all the details and photos to me at batchick@gmail.com




Thanks


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